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A rare meme, stolen from crazykidben

Mar. 19th, 2006 | 08:32 pm
mood: tiredtired
music: Things are big that should be small!

Because this is so much easier than writing an actual update.

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING, you must use the song that comes on.

1. How does the world see me?
"Glass Danse" by The Faint:
Maybe I feel detached, I may just look too shy/It's a disinterest, not that I'm a timid guy.

2. Will I have a happy life?
"Enjoy" by Björk: Good enough for me.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Le Le Low" by Hot Hot Heat: Um, okay.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Tick" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Karen O is my secret girlfriend!

5. How can I make myself happy?
"Toyz" by Missy Elliott: HAHAHAHA! Sex toys! In retrospect that was kind of obvious. But Missy Elliott is eloquent on this matter:
And when you leave, make sure you don't slam the door/'Cause you'll fuck up my concentration. :D

6. What should I do with my life?
"Tan/Black" by Mates of State: Man, I haven't listened to Mates of State in a long time; now I will be upbeat for the rest of my life. And maybe go to graduate school in Kansas (or not).

7. Will I ever have children?
"When It Hurts So Bad" by Lauryn Hill: Doesn't bode well.

8. What is some good advice for me?
"We've Got Boxes" by Les Savy Fav: This is why I don't ask iTunes for advice. Swell song, though.

9. How will I be remembered?
"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd: No plane crashes, please, kthx. Maybe I'll be buried in Muscle Shoals, though. And you all can fly Delta Airlines to come visit my grave.

10. What is my signature dancing song?
"Worked Up So Sexual" by The Faint: Hooray!
It is a job, it pays a lot/Is it disservicing someone?

11. What do I think my current theme song is?
"Every Ghetto, Every City" by Lauryn Hill: There's an urban planning lesson in here somewhere. I think.

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Hott Date" by The Gossip: I like this better than my own supposed current theme song. *kicks the meme*

13. What song will play at my funeral?
"Disarm" by Smashing Pumpkins: Damn, very depressing. And crazykidben also got a Pumpkins song.

14. What type of men/women do I like?
"Manana" by Desaparecidos: The Conor Oberst kind, apparently. Weeee.

15. What is my day going to be like?
"Sabana Santa" by Alberto Iglesias: This is the opening of the soundtrack to Talk to Her. I have not thus far impregnated anyone in a coma, so I'll just go for a day of fabulous composition.

16. Will I ever have love again?
"Alicia Vive" by Alberto Iglesias: From the same soundtrack; well, my lover's comin' out of the coma!

17. What type of sex life do you have?
"911 Is A Joke" by Public Enemy: Um. Wow.

18. What song would be the title of your own porno movie?:
"4, 5, 6" by Solé:
I don't care if it's 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 in the morning/Boy, you better call me when you think you gettin' horny

That line sums up my weekend fairly well. And JT Money's contributions to this song are dirtier and better than any porn ever. Except when he calls himself Mr. Good Dick repeatedly.

Okay, gonna post this now or I'll spend hours writing about JT Money.
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