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Stoopidness

Nov. 3rd, 2002 | 10:23 pm

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young METER READER named THOR. He was SOFTLY CATCHING in the CARPETY forest when he met REPETITIVE GERARD, a run-away BRICKLAYER from the STOOPED Queen MOON.

THOR could see that REPETITIVE GERARD was hungry so he reached into his SKILLET and give him his INSANE ROTE MEMORIZATION DOODLES. REPETITIVE GERARD was thankful for THOR's ROTE MEMORIZATION DOODLES, so he told THOR a very CHEERY story about Queen MOON's daughter SHIRLEY. How her mother, the STOOPED Queen MOON, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic LEMUR, because SHIRLEY was so POINTY.

THOR SPAT. He vowed to REPETITIVE GERARD the BRICKLAYER that he would save the POINTY SHIRLEY. He would SING the LEMUR, and take SHIRLEY far away from her eveil mother, the STOOPED Queen MOON, and FLICK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MELLOW TSUNAMI and REPETITIVE GERARD the BRICKLAYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LEMUR from his story. STOOPED Queen MOON CHARGED out from behind a SANDWICH and struck THOR dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a SPLASH.

THE END.

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