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some quotes

Apr. 19th, 2002 | 01:34 am
mood: boredbored
music: Neneh Cherry ... Alexis had me listening to it in her room

I spent four hours this afternoon in a nap/heat-induced coma, so i'm quite perky and am looking for things to spend the night doing ... already, Ian, Alexis and I spent hours on West talking about martial arts and stealing drinks from the awesome vending machine in the Bryan Center ... i gotta do that more often

So here's some fun shit I heard today:

"there's a lot of drunks running around, they might piss in it."
--A police officer who just walked into the computer lab, to some girl whose gas tank was open ... it was SO funny cos he had the GREATEST thick Southern accent and he sounded really cynical

"What would you list as their occupation?"
"A ho."
"And what about the other person?"
"A ho-maker."
--a conversation at work about "Indecent Proposal" ... i LOVE my co-workers ... yeah

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