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My mind isn't fast enough to keep up with all this shit ...

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Jul. 30th, 2003 | 01:59 am
mood: overstimulated
music: That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee ...

The orange disk won't pull up my homework; the drive just whirs and whirs until my computer gets tired.

The SAFE Ride guy was new; he didn't even notice that I wasn't wearing shoes.

"... The sun slanted, bugs flip-flopped, the awful waters groaned."

Jono is sprinkled in beef fat.

I wangled extra free storage out of the hot guy at the Service Office, and made him run around looking for a calendar. I think he liked it.

I wasn't born in the South but I got here as fast as I could.

"How do people dress here? Is it preppy?"

Your mom!

Jesus Christ was an only child.

Why do so many of my friends lack middle names? Why do the rest of us have them?

Either way, let me know and I'll add you to the already-taken-other-job-offers list.

Bob Hope can't die, because that would be the end of the world.

"Peninsular Algiers with all her bees and shanties was like to be washed away someday ... "

Avery is a puckered asshole.

Being afraid of confrontation makes you a damn easy target. Figure it out already.

How long does it take to drive across Texas? All my exes live in Texas.

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from: dirtbomb
date: Jul. 30th, 2003 01:35 am (UTC)
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I'd like to tie Avery up and spank him for a bit.
He's been a naughty little Duke student.
His puckered asshole needs disciple.
As only I can exact!

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